This Naked Couple Fucking On A Park Bench In Spain At 6am Told The Cops To Go Away And Don't Bother Them

Mirror- This is the moment a couple romping on a bench were filmed by a horrified tourist in a popular Spanish holiday town. The amorous pair stripped stark naked for their sex session in the Costa Blanca resort of Torrevieja, nicknamed the ‘Costa del Yorkshire’ because of the number of Brits that have made it their home over the years. And they picked none other than a Gaudi-style landmark bench in a square surrounded by restaurants and cafes which is a favourite on the town’s postcards. Shocked holidaymakers called police to interrupt the couple’s antics. But when officers arrived the lovebirds told them: “Go away and don’t bother us.”

Those people mean BUSINESS.  Usually when there’s a video of a couple having sex in public they do their best to hide.  They try to keep it discreet and not let people know that they’re doing the nasty in front of every one.  I actually think that’s part of the allure of having sex in public.  “Ohhhhh people don’t know what we’re doing right now but we’re having sex. Shhhhhhhhhh”  Clothes on, through the zipper of the jeans, up the skirt.  Very secretive.  That couple right there?  They did the complete opposite. Just throwing down right in people’s faces at 6am on a park bench.  Totally naked and in plain sight. It must’ve been good too.  It had to be.  For them to tell the cops to go away?  That’s the best sex of your life.  I don’t know about you but I’m pretty sure I’ve never had the type of sex where, if we were doing it in a public place and the cops showed up, the girl would tell the cops to go away and let us finish. She would more than likely be relieved they were there so the sadness could finally end.