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Britney Spears Told A Crowd "Men Suck They Can Suck My Fucking Toe"

 

 

 

 

Whoaaaaaa be careful what you wish for there, Brit! Remember in Home Alone when Kevin McCallister told his mom that he wanted everyone to disappear? How’d that work out when it actually happened? Because I’ll suck the hell out of your toe. I don’t care if you’re in your prime or not, you ushered me into puberty so your toes always have a standing reservation in my mouth. I’m not Rex Ryan. I’m not gonna ask to smell your feet or wear your sweaty socks or anything nasty like that. But, if you want a little suck job? Yeah, I’ll throw that big toe in my mouth like a Ring Pop. I’ve seen that move in porn. The whole leg up while you do a little foot fetish action? I’ve seen it, I’ve studied it. So don’t go around making threats unless you’re ready to make good on them. You want me to suck your fucking toe? Alright, let’s get weird!