Mayor Bill de Blasio Does A Twitter Chat That Crashes And Burns Like Every Other Twitter Chat Thats Ever Been Done

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Oh looky here! Mayor Bill de Blasio is gonna tweet with his people for a little bit this evening. Bold strategy, Cotton. Lets see how it plays out for him…

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Ahhhh! I’m tweeting! Take a good picture, honey! Ahhhh I’m DEAD.

Everyone ranting and raving at him about homeless people and garbage and the relationship between the police and the public and what does Billy ‘Blas choose to talk about on his #BDBChat?

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First of all I kind of like his very first response being “6’6.” Kinda sets the tone for the whole chat. I’m a big motherfucker and I’m here to tweet. Credit where credit is due. Power move. Funnel cake is a terrible answer. So fucking generic. I mean its delicious but its just a lame answer. And the tweet about his favorite fucking poets might be the most boring tweets in the history of twitter. At least that dude saved it with a tweet about a homeless person and facialed Bill for all of us.

The only thing worse than questions about goddam poets was that there were TONS of people very very concerned about the fucking NYCFC football stadium:

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Who are these assholes? The city is falling apart at the seams. The homeless bodies scattered about the streets have New York looking like The Walking Dead. And these assholes want a stadium for our second soccer team? Fuck all these people and fuck Bill de Blasio. Have the Reverend Al Sharpton put your ball gag back in and just resign.