MVP: Corgi Puppy Breaks 6 Tackles & Evades 4 Security Guards With The Most Elite Jukes You’ll Ever Find On A NFL Field
Had to give an earnest salute to this rogue corgi from the Broncos vs. Panthers. Helluva factorback out there at halftime! A+ entertainment even if its main race was completely abandoned. Was still the purest joy I've experienced watching the NFL this season. ELITE skill position player.
Plus that good boy/girl definitely had the most broken tackles out of anybody in that game too. Certainly did enough in my book to earn infinite nose boops from the entire cheerleading squad. Those 4 security guards didn't stand a chance. MOSS'D! CORGI'D!
And even more incredibly, The Internet took something great and made it even better instead of ruining it completely? Shout out to this dude for that. A truly rare sight to see.
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Never knew how badly I needed corgis involved in football until today. The more you know I guess. Midas whale line them up for every sporting event moving forward while we're at it. Let's get fuckin' nuts with a corgi/Red Panda crossover at halftime. But until then, I'll settle for adding tiny riders in the meantime. We really don't deserve dogs man. Go corgis GO!
Shutterstock Images.PS: apparently the legend from today was Quinn The Corgi not Lennox, just wanna uphold my Big J journalistic integrity here.
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PPS: remember how cool this guy was? What a goddamn howitzer