UPDATE: Sofia Vergara & Kylie Jenner's Curvy Red Carpet Outfits For The LACMA Gala Also Deserve A Moment Of Your Time

Devlin11/08/2026 11:30 PM

Quick update to the blog above, although likely not as intriguing as Tom Brady's two alleged hookups dressing in the exact same style for the same event. But somehow this additional news still sits firmly inside that TB12 orbit... Even if Sofia Vergara didn't dress in silver tinsel too. I'd say her dress selection was just fine though. The warlocks always abide.

Just absolutely timeless beauty. I can certainly see what had Tommy Boy so hot & bothered at the Lord Bezos wedding last summer. But I do wonder if it was awkward for Sofia & Candice & Alix to run into each other at that gala last night? Or is there some higher level of respect between eskimo sisters in Hollywood hookup circles? Hilarious situation to consider for us plebeians. What a life for THE GOAT regardless. Well deserved!

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And I suppose it's also worth noting Kylie Jenner had a pretty slick look at that gala as well. Maybe not as titillating as Sofia but it'll do all the same. Plus her "very cute Sunday" post makes up for any missteps there. That vapid ass family sure knows how to cover their bases for better or worse.

Butt lets close out with a scroll of Sofia's elite talents. Never a bad time to fend off some Sunday Scaries with the finest of wines. God bless Latinas & random gala events. They always go down smooth. VIVA!