Dan Lanning Is Dancing on Tate's Grave

I feel so bad for my friend Tate. His team just got its ass kicked to get eliminated from College Football Playoff contention, he's taking it from all corners of the internet, he now has punishments piling up and even the opposing coach is laughing at him from inside the locker room in Ohio Stadium after running it up. Brutal scenes.

Tate claims he spoke with Lanning at Big Ten Media Days and secured an agreement that if Oregon found itself in a position like it did today, Lanning would not run up the score. Oregon kicked a field goal to go up 41-22 with just over a minute left in the game, adding 30 marshmallow Peeps to Tate's total he must now consume. It seems he should have gotten that in writing.

Stay strong, Tate. Only 407 Peeps to go.