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Ain't No Curses - Oklahoma High School Football Teams Had To Do A Coin Flip In A Catfish Restaurant Parking Lot To Determine Who Made The Playoffs

This right here is why America is the greatest country in the world. I don't even need to argue anything else, just name me another country where three high school football teams meet in a catfish restaurant at midnight to determine the playoff teams. That's the America I want to live in. Now, all I can think about is this: 

And in real life

Ain't no curses. 

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I love the drama of all of this too. Meeting at midnight at a Catfish round up? Perfect. Need more details about how that's the location determined. In Texas it was always a gas station. I think I'm leaning more towards the Catfish Round Up though. I want every coach in their quarter zip, broadcast it over a local news channel. Make it even darker if we're adding to it too. I want a spotlight from above when the coins are in the air to see who advances. This is everything that makes America the best in the world. You can have your golf courses and cuisine. We have high school football doing coin flips. 

Now you gotta make a run. You can't win the coin toss and lose immediately. Keep the momentum because clearly something is on your side. Clear eyes. Full hearts.