You Can't Get KO'd By a Taco

You've got to be real pissed off to charge a taco. Most almost-fights never become real fights because somewhere during the build-up, at least one party realizes how stupid, pointless, and not at all worth it getting into a real fight would be. That's the point where the "fight" turns into one big hold-me-back fest that culminates in nothing more than a bunch of yelling, maybe a little shoving, and everybody walks away unharmed and unarrested.  

I would think that if I looked across at my opponent in taco costume, that would be something that made the reality of my situation set in. "Hold up. What the hell am I doing? I can't fight a taco."

And that's before I even think about how bad it would be if the taco knocked me out cold. That knockout was so clean it may have gone viral without the taco costume. But when one of the fighters IS wearing a taco costume... if the taco knocks you down AT ALL, the internet is going to get a hold of it. It's going to be a hilariously bad look.

Also, if you beat the shit out of a man in a taco costume... hmmm... well... I suppose the taco could have deserved it. From the taco's perspective, being knocked out cold while wearing a taco costume might be just as bad. However, judging from where the video picks up, I'm not sure if taco even wanted that fight. Taco didn't appear to be the aggressor. He stood his ground. He wasn't afraid to mix it up. But the video starts with shirtless guy on the ground. If the shirtless guy had stood up and walked away, I have a feeling that the taco wasn't going after him. Shirtless guy chose to charge the taco for round 2, and taco gave him the stiffest of lefts. Who'd have thought a taco would be a southpaw? 

The taco stood his ground. He took care of business and sauntered off into the darkness. Never fuck with a man in a taco costume. A man comfortable enough to square up in a goofy ass taco costume… that's a man who knows he can hold his own. Or something like that. Idk if that logic really makes sense for Halloween. But that particular taco sure as hell could. 

Solid commentary from Jesus, by the way. Taco Tuesday, indeed.