Paige Spiranac's "INSANE CANNONS" Are Inspiring Internet Invitational Viewers To Schedule Tommy John Surgery ASAP And It's Easy To See Why The First 4 Episodes Already Hit 25 MILLION Views

Big John this, Big John that… Look I get it. There's no denying the kid has become a superstar during the first 4 episodes of The Internet Invitational. Good for him. Scroll right on by if you somehow haven't seen Ep 2 yet. Or feel free to enjoy "The Greatest Moment In YouTube Golf History" once again. It goes down smooth from every angle we got. And salute to pro golfer Grant Horvat for setting it all up. Even LeBron James has been watching out there!
One of my favorite moments of the Internet Invitational so far was Grant coming in clutch in the playoff. It’s one of the most stressful, pressure filled environments you can imagine so it’s understandable to not want the ball. But he took it and hit an incredible shot to set Big John up. Was so cool to watch!

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HOWEVA, I'd like to take this moment to acknowledge Paige Spiranac's ethereal influence over our $4 million tournament. Because not only has she been as entertaining as ever whilst playing in it, but also been the best follow on Twitter during each new #content drop. Pure tantalizing synergy from her to the viewers. Salt-of-the-earth doesn't even begin to describe it. QUEEN of the people! HIP HIP, HOORAY!!


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And all her expertly crafted social media engagements have helped these first 4 episodes go absolutely nuclear on YouTube too. Absolutely bananaland numbers to see on the screen. Can we get a fuckin' VIVA in the chat?!

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Here's the first 4 episodes if you need an A+ watch this weekend. The juice is worth the squeeze for sure.

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But if you only clicked in here to schedule a Tommy John surgery of your own, don't worry one bit. Got you covered there too. God bless Paige's otherworldly warlock talents. GOD BLESS AMERICA. Have a great weekend friends!


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