The Miami Heat GTA 6 Uniforms Are Fucking Awesome

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a video game run a marketing campaign like this in my life. Whether it’s continuously edging their fans by pushing back the release date, dropping 30 minute trailers on Netflix, making one of the main characters a sexy thick Latina, or literally turning actual Miami into Vice City.

It’s obvious that Rockstar is not fucking around with what should be the greatest game of all time. Now we have these beautiful Vice City Miami Heat jersey and shorts. If these were dropping back when I was in middle school, me and my boys would have it saved in our calendar and probably set up a tent and camp outside so we could get our hands on these. 

Now that I’m old, I’ll probably forget, see someone tweet about it, try to buy it and see that their sold out. Then I'll look them up on Stock X and see that a pair of shorts are going for $1,000 and never think about them again until I see them on some Chinese bootleg website. 

However that does not change the fact that these jerseys are fucking beautiful.