In a Blue Wave Everyone Can Get Behind, Drake Maye Has Been Elected AFC Offensive Player of the Month for October
My fellow Americans, this is has been a tough campaign season. Things were, at times, very contentious. The stakes were high. It took a lot of hard work. A huge grassroots effort. Volunteers going out and knocking on doors, trying to get out the vote.
And the polls weren't always looking good. Big money special interest groups ran attack ads, filled with lies:
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But when they went low, we went high. Our candidate got out his message and took his case to the American People. We put our faith and trust in the voters to show up, vote their conscience, and do what's right for the country. And now I'm here to congratulate them, and all of you.
It's my honor an privilege to introduce you to the next Player of the Month from the great conference of the AFC, Drake Maye!
I'm not here to re-litigate the past. Enough was said in the press back in September. They called it hopeless. The attacked us personally. They went after our families. But the case we presented made this a clear choice. One between giving into the despair from a month ago, or putting our faith in the vision that things would get better.
And they did:
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Of course, this is New England. We don't celebrate individual awards, or anything in October. Except World Series championships! [Hold for applause.] This election is just one important step toward a bright future.
This was a landslide victory. A Blue Tsnuami. There will be no recount. No contesting the results. No court challenges. No taking to the streets to protest. Maye carried every demo and all the swing voters. The other candidates have all conceded and offered their congratulations. Now is the time for us to come together, unite in the common good of all the people.and Make the Patriots a Dynasty Again.