Roast of the Baltimore Ravens

The reviews are in. Another great success!

Some things I learned along the way that you can regurgitate at the bar tonight:

-Carmello Anthony's first ever tattoo was a Baltimore Ravens logo. 

-Ravens fan Michael Phelps once gave some of the team's players a private swim lesson after hearing some of them could not swim. 

-Running Back Derrick Henry has thrown more career touchdowns than any of the current starting QBs (I don't know if this is actually true but someone said this near the coffee machine this morning).

-The entirely of the Chesapeake Bay averages only about 21 feet deep. Super shallow!

-They have several Mister Trash Wheels with big googly eyes that roam the harbor eating trash, and they have an annual dumpster day where volunteers go through all the trash and take stats on what kind of junk is getting tossed in the water. 

Go Jags!