'Put That In Your Hopper And Smoke It' - Jerry Jones Doesn't Want To Hear Anyone Say He's Being Cheap And Refuses To Pay More Money For A Good Coach

Goddamnit, I can't quit him. I mean yeah, I hate the Cowboys like every other normal American. I hate the thought that they would ever make an NFC Championship game again in my lifetime. But my God, I have alerts on when it comes to Jerry Jones. He's getting even more loose than normal, even in a season where they are shitting the bed way earlier than we are all used to. This is why I never want Jerry to leave the NFL. 

Oh, you think I'm cheap? Well pal, let me tell you why this doesn't matter. Forget the fact that the Cowboys don't win anything of substance and people paying for good coaches are in better spots. That doesn't matter to Jerry. He's not going to sit here and pay a coach. Not when he can dominate Schottenheimer and do as he pleases. 

But of course Jerry can't just say anything normal. It's always a fight with him. It's what makes him the best. It's why I want mics and cameras on him at all times. Put that in your hopper and smoke it? He thinks - correction, he knows - he nailed that. Probably came home and told Stephen all about it as Stephen just kept saying good joke over and over again. That's the world Jerry lives in. 

Just perfect. All the facts out there about how Jerry refuses to pay a top coach, tries to just rely on some talent and shit. Nope. He's not going to listen to any of it. Just sit there and fire back at people making fun of you. I hope the Cowboys never change.