You Know Kirk Cousins Is Feeling Himself When He Starts Hitting Dances That Stops Everyone In Their Tracks

I can't believe that the Raiders/Jets have my full attention but that's what happens on a Sunday like today. People looking at the Ravens vs Bills and Joe Fagano is out there. The Lions/Vikings is low scoring. The Bucs/Falcons game is whoever doesn't screw up passing the ball. But today we have Jets vs Raiders and it's a shootout. 

That brings us to Kirk Cousins. No one knows what this is, but it's provocative. It gets the people going. This is what I want from Kirk Cousins. We know all the jokes about Kirko and the chains and this move: 

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But now we got him doing some sort of chicken wing dance. Can't lie, I want to steal it. I'm a 39-year old father of 2 who lives in the suburbs with one Achilles. I'm not exactly what you call a dancer. I don't know how to move on the dance floor. I'm basically Kevin James in Hitch where I stay in my area. Know your role, accept your role. But now seeing Kirk Cousins do this? If he can do it, why can't I? Sure, he's a pro athlete worth hundreds of millions of dollars so you know he's coordinated. But we look the same dancing. 

Have a day, Kirk. Have a year, really.