CUNCEL: Angel Reese Just Choked Away An EASY Championship For Atlanta In Game 7 (Barely Scored 8 Points On 7 Shot Attempts With 4 Turnovers, P-U)
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Let’s not stand on ceremony here Mr. Wayne. Let’s keep this short & sweet. HUGE congrats to the Golden State Valkyries for their Game 7 win & WNBA championship title. Pretty cool to see an expansion team have this much success this early on, although clearly they found the right coach for the job. And thanks to Ms. Nakase, they had substantially more mental fortitude than the Atlanta Dream too. Well deserved ring right there! That's G-R-I-T.
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Now as far as The Bayou Elephant in the room goes… Fuckin’ YIKES brother. Can't recall seeing an athlete do more damage to their reputation & respect than Angel Reese did during these past 7 games. She repeatedly gave up on competitive plays, hucked up prayers nonstop, and continually showed a sourpuss attitude that certainly contributed to all their negative momentum after winning Game 3 to go up (2-1). HATE to see an ATL team blow a lead like that. AGAIN. Truly a tale as old as time itself. Apologies to Trill Withers. He deserves better.
Giphy Images.And just when all the media pundits were ready to crown her ass, Angel went and did her best George Brett impression every single play. Possession after possession. Water, down her leg. Pure unadulterated shit flowing straight onto the hardwood. Sickening stuff to see from a so called MVP candidate. No offense! Pun intended.
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She was right about one thing… We sure did watch because of her! Just not for the reasons she thought or wanted. No idea if she’s right about being back next year either. Definitely don’t care to find out.
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P-U! But hey, I do appreciate the pageviews she got me this season. Guess it is true what they say, there's no such thing as bad publicity. Sorta. Best of luck on those Mikan Drills this summer though, Barbie. You DEFINITELY need to do thousands upon thousands of them. Either way, au revoir… ENJOY CANCUN!
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PS: at least this story still goes down smooth. Somebody get Angel some crab legs tonight! WELL DESERVED!