UPDATE: Paige Spiranac Has Been Upgraded To "Indescribable Cans" Thanks To Her MVP Efforts So Far In The Internet Invitational And Turns Out Her Halloween Costume Options Are A+ Too

Devlin10/30/2026 5:00 PM

Folks it's already been a HELLUVA week for fans of The Internet Invitationa and/or Paige Spiranac. They've come down from the highlands in droves of hundreds, and MILLIONS, to fully enjoy the first 2 episodes that released this week.

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And enjoy they did. Can you believe Ep 1 was a fuckin' 5 hour banger of primo golf #content? And even more incredibly, it's already sitting at 9 million views in only 3 days? Lemme hear some VIVAs in the chat brother! Best production team in the world for a damn reason.

No spoilers in here of course. Well, aside from revealing that Paige's otherworldly warlock powers have never been stronger. Love to see it on the links.

And keep in mind I'm saying that with ALL due respect. After all, she is a real friend of the program. And she is spectacular. So far the loyal viewers seem to agree.

And the good news keeps on coming too. Apparently the vibes in Ep 2 are just as high? Once again I must say, VIVAs in the chat!!

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INDESCRIBALE! Simply an incredibly way to put it. And certainly not wrong, Respectfully. But don't go putting Paige in a box either, she isn't just a pretty face out there. She's got jokes for days too. ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

Good stuff. Also worth noting that although the Missouri weather was perfect while we filmed this in August, it appears Paige hasn't had the same luck recently whilst golfing. Baby it's cold out there!

Also turns out she has impeccable taste for Halloween too? LEGEND Master Wayne, Legend.

But apologies for burying the lede… Here's episode 2 of The Internet Invitational if you need something to watch this weekend. 4 hours & 20 minutes right in your kitchen pal. ENJOY!

PS: here's more of Paige if you only came here for her. No offense taken. Once again, VIVA!