Choose Your Fighter – Knife vs Chair (Multiple Chairs) is One of The Saddest Fights You'll Ever See

Which person forgot they weren't in a YouTube comment section, Mario? He phrased that tweet as if one of these gentlemen bit off more than he could chew. I think both these dudes bit off exactly as much as they could chew – Not much. 

Also, if this is an example of how hostile situations escalate in morally bankrupt California... well, California looks like a fine place to run your mouth. This video is why I shouldn't talk shit? Because someone might not use a knife on me? Because I might have to dodge a chair? I think very little of my ability to win a fight, but surely I could handle myself against either of these goobers. 

Look at the way he limpwristedly holds that chair. He's flat-footed. His knees are locked. He's giving unruly schoolboy throwing a temper tantrum at lunch on a day he didn't take his Ritalin.

On the other side, the way Pillbury Nirvana Man wields his blade is equally pathetic. That knife has never been used for so much as cutting up an apple. That's not an experienced knife-fighting stance. That's how you grip a dagger before stabbing a wounded animal in the heart to put it out of its misery. Or a syringe when you need to bring Uma Thurman back to life with a shot of adrenaline. 

As if that guy was going to drop the hammer and go for the kill shot. Please. The only person he put in danger with that knife was himself. Truly. That's why his finger "split the fuck open", right? I don't think a chair did that on its own. He damn near lost a body part by way of his own weapon. 

Pretty evenly matched fight if you ask me. Just two pissed-off Cali warriors who desperately wanted to prove their manhood by engaging in a fight, but very much not willing to do any of the actual… fighting stuff.