NFL DEBATE: Josh Allen & Hailee Steinfeld VS. Jared Goff & Christen Harper... Who's More ELITE Wearing 'The Waterboy' Couple Costume For Halloween?

Devlin10/30/2026 3:15 PM

Who doesn't love 'The Waterboy' right? Definitely one of Adam Sandler's best comedies ever and certainly a shining example of pure VHS magic from the 1990s. Good ol' fashioned fun for a sleepover slumber party. And those jokes still hit just as hard today too. Gotta love the Sandman for that.

Pretty damn inspiring to see Bobby Boucher & Vicki Vallencourt somehow stand the test of time, so much so that they're still an A+ couple costume for Halloween as well. In fact Jared Goff & his SI Swimsuit Issue wife Christen just rocked a pretty great rendition for the Lions team party. True commitment to the craft.

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Nicely done by the Goffs. But can the NFC's best stack up against the (regular season) king of the AFC? Here's Josh Allen & Hailee Steinfeld's version from a few years ago.

Now both leading ladies absolutely dominated their side of the coin. No notes for either of them. Although not sure who to give the edge to for the Bobby of it all.

Because despite wanting to give Josh the win solely based off the flag & vest accoutrements, he's just giving off way too genuine of a real smile. Meanwhile Jared has flushed out every thought in his head and has a nearly perfect Boucher level expression on his face. Full method.

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So unfortunately this fierce NFL matchup is gonna end as a draw in my book. If the comment section has a problem with that, feel free to submit a rules change for future Halloween costume blogs so they can't end in a tie. Would be great to get Josh a win next year. Somehow, someway.

But until then, here's a few more spooks from their better halfs. Now THAT'S what I call high-quality H2O! Have a hauntingly wet weekend out there. Vaya con dios.