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ALERT: Christina Aguilera Just Dropped A Topless Bathtub HAYMAKER With Ghost Nips And It's Even More Proof She Hasn't Lost A Damn Step Since 2002

Can you believe it's been over 24 years since "Dirrty" came out? September 30, 2002... a day which will live in TRL infamy. What a time to be alive. And what a legendary turning of the tide for Christina Aguilera too. AKA, the debut of Xtina. Long may she reign. 

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Looking to move away from the wholesome, teen-pop image of her 1999 self-titled debut, she took full creative control over 'Stripped' in 2002. The "Xtina" persona embraced a raw, rebellious, and unapologetic style—highlighted by the release of her hit single "Dirrty". According to the Cultural Impact of Christina Aguilera on Wikipedia, Stripped and the Xtina persona sparked important conversations around feminism, body image, sexuality, and self-expression.

Ground breaking stuff really. All the popstars of today certainly owe her a lick of thanks for paving the way to try any R-Rated antic now. But thankfully for us, Xtina never stopped never stoppin' out there either. Time is indeed a flat circle. 

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Look at this topless IG she just posted out of the clouds for further proof of that. Absolute uppercut HAYMAKER that can immediately fade any opponent into Bolivian. 45 years YOUNG right in your eyeball pal! Suck on that Mr. Mathers.

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And as if that wasn't enough Xtina for one day, all these other incredible clips have also resurfaced thanks to that A+ post. Can't recall ever hearing this soundbite below. Nothing but respect to a true Gluck Gluck Jedi Master though. Impressive, most impressive. 

Plus a few previous Halloween costumes reappeared as well. Including the ultimate flex, cosplaying as herself. QUEEN.

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Maybe I'm just a sucker for the 2000s and primetime nostalgia boners, but to me it's downright inspiring to see her still going this hard in the paint well into her late 40s. Hope for us all really. Way to set the bar & the genie bottle high Xtina! Thanks for the memories. Don't stop never stoppin'. We need you now more than ever. ALL HAIL. 

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