Checking in On Lamar Odom – He Just Became The First NBA Player to Join OnlyFans

We're in the midst of a celebrities-joining-OnlyFans boom (or epidemic, depending on how you look at it). Megan Fox. Denise Richards. Iggy Azalea. Cardi B. Celebrities (mostly female) have been joining OnlyFans to cash in a quick million dollars left and right. But until now, athletes have been relatively quiet on the platform. There have been a few. Take UFC fighter Paige VanZant, for example. 

But we haven't seen any popular athletes from one of the four major U.S. sports get in on the action porn. However, if you had Lamar Odom at -10000 to be the first NBA player to join, go ahead and cash your ticket. Lamar Odom is officially on OnlyFans. 

I'll cut right to the chase. I'll ask the question(s) on everyone's mind – How long until Lamar Odom fucks the Chloe Kardashian sex doll on his OnlyFans, and how much money will it cost to see Lamar Odom the fuck Chloe Kardashian sex doll on OnlyFans?

That would have to be the #1 saddest thing he could do, right? If so, someone is going to pay for it. Just to humiliate the guy. The internet is mean like that. Although I don't think many people hate Lamar Odom. People think he's weird. People think he's kind of sad. But that's the thing… he's mostly just a tragic figure. He had everything going for him. He was a hell of an NBA player. Sixth Man of The Year. Back-to-back NBA Championships. 

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He was married to a Kardashian, who unlike some significant others in that family, Lamar Odom seemed to truly love. Then he got addicted to crack and whore houses. He nearly died. He got divorced. He went broke. It's all been extremely sad to watch. To "dunk on" Lamar Odom any more than I'm doing now by simply writing this blog (which on some level, even I feel a little bad about, but I have to assume he wants the publicity for his page), would just be cruel. 

Only $9.00 a month?! What a bargain! I think. I don't wade into the OnlyFans waters. Nope, not a stand-up married guy like myself. No sir. But one feature I just so happen to know about, and always makes me laugh, is the ability for users to DM the OnlyFans models directly. I've always assumed those DM's are run by the girls' pervy brother (or husband… or both) who's "managing her career" for a porncheck. But I love the idea of Lamar Odom hornily messaging back and forth with… lonely women? No, that doesn't seem realistic. Maybe a few lonely women find their way to his page, but horny closeted NBA fans are probably more his demographic. Damn… what a scene Lamar Odom's OnlyFans DMs must be…

Hang in there, Lamar Odom. I hope you make as much money as you need, and more, from this soirée into the porn world. Actually… I shouldn't be jumping to conclusions. OnlyFans doesn't HAVE to be for porn. It's a website for content creation. Let's see what Lamar says about what people can expect from his page.

TMZ – The former Los Angeles Lakers star tells TMZ, "People hear OnlyFans and automatically think one thing, but I'm not here to tell you what you will or won't see." 

He adds, "I've lived a pretty wild life, and trust me, there are still a few surprises left. I've always been an open book, but there are some chapters people haven't seen yet."

Sources close to Lamar tell TMZ … he will be posting risque content on his page, but nothing too crazy for now.

Sooo… that's what? Two weeks until Lamar Odom is fully hanging dong on the internet? Yeah, that sounds about right.At least he's joined the platform along with his lovely girlfriend, Rachel. I think that makes it a little less depressing? Maybe? Idk. Whatever. Good luck out there, Lamar.