UPDATE: Megan Fox Already Posting Nips OUT On Her "Subs" Account While Rumors Swirl Her Ex MGK Is Now Having "Insane Sex" With Dakota Johnson

Devlin10/26/2026 4:45 PM

Happy Monday everybody! If you weren't aware by now, Megan Fox has been BACK in a big way recently. Not only relaunching her Instagram (with AUTHORITY) after that nasty breakup with MGK, but also entering the entrepreneurial field as well. What a timeless legend of the game! I'd say longevity on this level deserves our respect.

And just a few weeks ago she premiered her new business venture "Subs", which is a paid platform for creators that seems similar to OnlyFans. But she didn't just become a co-owner of the brand, she also jumped in the foxhole herself and made an account on there too. Possibly the closet digital asset we'll ever have that can rival the power of the AllSpark.

And now only a few weeks in, this budding business owner has allegedly already taken it to the next level. Megan Fox posting nipple pics in the year of our Lord 2026? If only Sam Witwicky were still around to see this. Yeah, did you know he died offscreen in canon? Wild stuff. But I digress… Let's get a glimpse of these warlocks…

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Aw DAMN. Can't believe Major Cleavage has been compromised. We lost a lot of good men out there. Just to be clear, MGK was NOT one of them. But I don't wanna leave you hanging here in the foxhole. Because copyrights aside, those Subs pics were awesome. I can assure you on that fact. Would've never guessed Megan Fox would be taking things to the next level so soon on there. Although upon further research, the signs were all around us…

Apologies if you feel a bit Clickburgered though. Not my intention at all. Had no idea those foxy nips would get copyright'd so quickly. But now you possess the knowledge that your OG Transformers crush is going that far on her account. That's gotta count for something.

Just to cover all my bases here though, CLICK HERE if you wanna see her free the nipple during a previous photoshoot in the woods. (Not sure I'm legally allowed to link out any leaks of her Subs content)

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Overall it's just great to see her doing what makes her happy. Can't be easy being raising 4 kids alone as a single mother. Somebody has gotta pay those bills and it ain't gonna be that rat bastad Machine Gun Kelly. Speaking of which, he's allegedly fucking Dakota Johnson now? Not one gangly man should have all that power. God DAMNIT.

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Whatever. If she's okay with it, I am too. Looks like I got another smut blog to do. "Insane sex" is such a ridiculous thing to put in a headline. Can't wait to use it later today. Thanks Megan. For everything. Warlockbots… ROLL OUT!