Paris Hilton Already Won Halloween By Honoring The Iconic Britney Spears VMA Performance Of 'I'm A Slave 4 U' And Her Previous Britney Costumes Are Pretty Great Too, So Let's Take A Quick Look!

Devlin10/24/2026 6:35 PM

Hearty congrats to Paris Hilton for already winning Halloween a week ahead of the curve. A+ effort from her on that VMA costume. Impeccable snake work. Outstanding aesthetics. No notes. Definitely gonna be tough for any other celebrities to top a Britney Spears themed outfit this year. Paris firmly holds the crown now. Clever girl choosing one of the most iconic awards show performances of all-time. That is PRIME Britney, bitch.

And she'll likely hold onto that hardware for more than just 1 Night too. In fact apparently Paris has paid tribute to her old friend many times before. She's become quite the expert in that area and knocked those outfits out of the park too. Along with some equally swell picks like Catwoman & Mia Wallace. God DAMN having boatloads of money must be so awesome. At least she's making the most of it. Sorta.

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What a fuckin' blast from the past those pictures are huh? Paris really has lived 1000 lifetimes by now. Britney is probably into the millions. Diddy, well… let's not go there.

Let's stick with the girls to close things out. It's actually been quite a week on The Internet for Ms. Hilton. She went viral earlier a few days ago for sending out a happy birthday post to former/possibly current BFF Kim Kardashian. Of course that became infinitely more funny when news broke the next day that Paris allegedly skipped out on Kim's autobiography 17 times. Absolute QUEEN behavior. No notes there either. Let the Kardashians eat cake! PLEASE.

"Kim checked and said Paris agreed, but I had to go through her publicist. That was unusual: With everybody else, Kim just sent a text. I sent questions, connected with Paris’ assistant, and then the interview was canceled 17 times over about four months. Eventually I thought the cancellations were more interesting than whatever she’d tell me. Kim was so mad when I told her. It seemed to stir up some ancient irritation between them. The creation turning on the creator."

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Dropping a line like "The creation turning on the creator" that refers to rich spoiled floozies fighting as opposed to some AI doomsday theory is top notch stuff. Although both are certainly doing equal amounts of destruction to our society & psyche. What a blessing it'll be when our Sun inevitably explodes.

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But let's not think about that too hard. Instead let's end on a positive note about Paris. Been extremely hard to find any of those in the world the past few weeks. So shout out to our comment section for giving a great suggestion in my Kim K blog.

"Making this a blog full of Kim Kardashian pics instead of Paris Hilton is a telling choice (in a bad way)."
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This bud is for you gator, may it wash down smooth. Apologies we don't have a night vision mode for the browser though. Maybe next year. Have a great weekend.