Bullying Works: The Knicks Are Now Giving 275 Employees Championship Rings Worth Over $3.7 Million Because The Cybersecurity Test Was 'An Unfortunate Mistake'

I'm not going to defend James Dolan. He's a supervillain. He's the reason we had the 53-year wait for a title. But I will defend Jalen Brunson, OG, Josh Hart, KAT, Mikal, Tyler Kolek's reading ability and the rest of the players. They are the reason the 53-year wait ended. Same with Leon Rose. But, this is where bullying works. You see everyone said this was a dogshit move. This was a move that would ruin the Knicks. I don't disagree, but we all bullied successfully 

Perfect. It was a mistake. Mistakes happen! I mean at least that's what I'm going to tell myself because I want only good vibes for the back-to-back. Winning a title was awesome. I'd love to do that again in my lifetime. I'd love to see the Knicks raise a banner and have this entire city bonded together over the power of friendship. Plus, it's a good juju move. Wonder what it would take for some Knicks bloggers to get one of those rings. What's $4 million if you're over $3.7? Just saying, we can twist whatever words we want for one of those bad boys. 

So now it's settled. The Knicks employees are getting rings. Everyone is happy. No one has to do cybersecurity training. Let's just throw in a $50 Uber Eats gift card for the hell of it. Make it all right in that sense. But this is where we need to bully. Fans need to come together and remind each other, that it's Jalen Brunson who wins us titles, not James Dolan. All is right in the world.

Win tonight. Beat the Celtics, set the tone, or whatever. It's an 82-game season that doesn't start until March anyways. Let's go get another ring and stop the phishing tests.