Chicago Bears Players Mocked Dave Portnoy (Small Business Philanthropist) With A "One Bite" Pizza Review After Defeating The Patriots And It's A Disgusting Display Of Arrogance Against The Most Humble Man In The World

Only one phrase comes to mind when watching that "One Bite" review from Kyler Gordon & Colston Loveland. Fitting that it comes from their division rival too. Needless to say, that TikTok was a disgusting display from the Chicago Bears. Incredibly insulting to the groundbreaking brand Dave Portnoy grew with his own bare hands. Say it again for me Joe!

Was it really not enough dismantling the Patriots on the field? Why feel the need to come after one of the most humble fans in the history of sport. Not to mention the most honest. Look at all the countless times Portnoy has celebrated victory with nothing but elegant grace. 

Miikka Skaffari. Getty Images.

While also finding some selfless ways to keep jobs like arena security guards going as well. Keep in mind Dave Portnoy has never hurt a fly. And he'll also never leave the common guy behind. Salt-of-the-earth standup dude. 

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In fact as far as I know, all he's done since COVID was save thousands of small businesses by raising MILLIONS of dollars for them to stay afloat. But yeah, go ahead and mock his goodwill & genuine desire to help pizzerias across America thrive. Real funny joke from those NFL meatheads. Really can't believe a fellow Michigan Man like Colston would do such a thing. Above all else, the most insulting thing of all is they took TWO bites during that clip?! What the fuck was that! Spit out my coffee and I wasn't even drinking any. What an absolute spit in the face to the One Bite rule. Do stories like this below mean nothing to them? They're pro-cancer? SHAME!

Maybe they were just coming at Dave because he's been getting harassed by their QB1 Caleb Williams all season long. I can understand teammates wanting to protect their lil polished guy. Disgusting display from him as well though. Potentially slanderous even. Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya honey!

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I woke up to Bears Qb @CALEBcsw spreading disinformation about me.   I didn’t get anybody arrested or kicked outta school.  That moron threw shit at me on camera in the middle of a pizza review and it went viral.   Play stupid games win stupid prizes Regardless I will not hold this against Caleb.   He’s an emotional guy and in his feelings after tweaking his hammy.  I am rooting for him and all of Chicago.   I can’t wait to see 18 back on the field this week after that season ending injury.  When they go low I go high!  Go Bears!🐻

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But let's not overreact here. That's just a fun lil trash talk session between a QB1 & #1 media mogul tastemaker. Plus as our fearless leader so eloquently put this morning, that loss really wasn't that big a deal for the Patriots. Lest we forget, it's still apple picking season. There is still PLENTY of football left to be played. Those are the games that actually matter. Easy to forget that. The more you know!

But certainly comforting for me to know that classless parody from the Bears didn't affect Dave's mood whatsoever. Quite the opposite in fact. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery right? Except the real deal actually provides a score. And for that, we should all be thankful. Regardless of the teams we root for. Choose LOVE. And as always, VIVA!

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Bears just hanging on my every move.    I like these guys.  Good solid win last night.  Im rooting for them the rest of season and hope we meet again at SoFi.   And Pizza Amici is very good.  Already reviewed it and gave it a big score.  To quote Fergie I'm so three thousand and eight, you so two thousand and late

PS: my God… This guy literally never stops working. Right from his mansion straight to CUM? SALT-OF-THE-EARTH.