UPDATE: Chargers Coaches & Players Believe Madison Beer Has Officially Become A Distraction And Here's (0-6) QB Justin Herbert Sadly Buying Beer & Flowers In Sweatpants Via LA Paparazzi

Devlin10/23/2026 5:45 PM

God DAMN it's been a tough season for Justin Herbert huh? Too bad, seems like a nice enough guy. But even with the Chargers on their bye, QB32 still found a way to keep losing out there. Although in this case, it's in the court of public opinion.

Because brother no matter how you slice it, seeing the face of your franchise head out in a hoodie & sweatpants to sadly buy beer is NOT the vibe for an (0-6) squad. I'm not saying he's not allowed to do it... You just can't let that image hit the airwaves. Essentially just injecting pure uncut NOS into the meme making world. And will also certainly make that 7th loss sting with a little more sour. Bad juju all around for a supposed team leader.

(I literally can't let that image embed here because of paparazzi bylaws so you'll have to click below to see this sad shopping run, sorry)

CLICK HERE TO SEE A SAD IMAGE OF A BROKEN MAN BUYING BEER

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But to play devil's advocate for a moment, maybe that is exactly what the team needs to turn things around. If Justin can get his mojo back by slugging some pilsners & cuddling with his fiancee Madison Beer, all the power to him. Not sure if you noticed above but he also bought flowers with that order. Gotta love a double Beer run. She remains quite the factorback.

And let's be real, probably pretty damn hard to give a fuck about imaginary made up football scores when you can come home to this after the postgame shower. Mercy.

But to double devils advocate, maybe Madison has already become too much of a distraction? According to some rumors recently, that is entirely the case.

(SOURCE) - According to a report by the Daily Mail, some people around the team are questioning whether his romance has affected his focus. "Instead of the fans blaming the ownership, as that is a given every year, they have started to blame Justin's relationship." The source also claimed that people inside the facility had begun discussing the couple. "Even some players and coaches are becoming wary of Madison being around and Justin's focus being elsewhere. So much so that Justin and Madison now feel the whispers." The source added that Herbert did not want Beer to feel she had to stay away from games because of the team's results.

Former NFL safety T.J. Ward took a stronger position on the Speakeasy podcast last month. Ward, a Super Bowl champion, argued that dating someone famous could leave a player with less time for training and preparation. "When you get a girl, the little extra time you demand spending on your craft, she's demanding it. There's going to be a downfall coming. You're going to get worse." He later made his criticism of Beer even more direct. "As soon as you start having a lack of success, Justin, this girl, Beer, she's using you, buddy. She's going to be out of there… Get back on your craft. She's ruining it."

Guess we can't rule out her whispering into Mike McDaniel's ear like Gríma Wormtongue either. After all, IF the Chargers miss the playoffs, that means she gets way more time with her Justin. You don't think that's something Madison wants? You don't think that's something he wants? If only…

So to finish out with a quadruple devil's advocate, maybe we should just let them do their thing. He's spent long enough being the most eligible bachelor in America. She's had a bunch of heart breaks with bad guys. Who cares that he's getting paid 260,000,000 to allegedly win games? Isn't choosing LOVE more important? Something to consider. IF you have a heart that is. IF.