COMEBACK: Paris Hilton Posted A Touching Tribute To Fellow Superstar Kim Kardashian For Her 46th Birthday (Bonus Pics Of Her Bikini Celebrations)
Can you believe there's 20 years between those pictures! Seems like Paris Hilton & Kim Kardashian have somehow gotten better looking since 2006? Gosh I would love to know their secret to staying young & supple. They must have a killer workout plan and some incredibly gluten free bread. Although the Scrooge McDuck sized vault of money probably helps a little bit too. Maybe.
Giphy Images.But hey, let's not focus on the negatives today. After all, it is Kim K's birthday and even vapid shameless influencers deserve a brief moment of celebration for a fleeting moment like that. She's earned it, comeback and all. What an impressive entrepreneur!
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And can you believe it? 46 years young! What an absolute superstar. Truly inspiring to see her fellow 2000s legend pay homage too. Best friends 4EVA. (Sidenote, how many total hours have these 2 titans of industry spent texting on their phones since 2006? Nice brain buster for you to guesstimate there)
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Honestly kinda surprised they're still friendly with each other. Can't imagine many Hollywood relationships born out of the flip phone era still stand like that today. THAT is how you choose LOVE ladies! Good stuff.
And really no better way to kick off Kim's bikini filled vacation celebration too. Haters be damned, she's still making water bound activities look GOOD across the globe. Quite frankly I'd drag myself through broken glass just to look like this in my late 40s.
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Holy shit having money must be so awesome man. I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in… SEND ME YOUR GOLD COINS IN EXCHANGE FOR THIS FREE PROMO KIM!
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Giphy Images.Ah well, was worth a shot. Hopefully she'll send me some sheckles someday as a gracious thank you. Truthfully it is the least she could do for all this coverage I've freely given that family recently. Superstars really do make the world go round. Love them or hate them, ya gotta respect how all those girls carry the load. Mom too. Thanks for the click(s).
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PS: stop being mean to Kim just because she's taken SLIGHTLY longer to finish her law degree. And do NOT make fun of her for using ChatGPT to solve legal issues in the meantime. ALSO don't tease her about that low brain activity. At least for today.