Congratulations To The NFC East, Which Is Now Historically One Of The Most Dog Shit Divisions Of All-Time
The Philadelphia Eagles have approximately 50 players on IR. They have lost Jalen Hurts for the season, Lane Johnson just straight up retired, Saquon Barkley has played like 14 snaps this year, and it seems like even their medical team is a bunch of 2nd and 3rd stringers right now.
The New York Giants lost Jaxon Dart for the season. Jameis is a funny human being and everything, but he's not exactly a guy who is going to win you games in the NFL in the year of our lord 2026.
Jayden Daniels is always just 1 hit away from his elbow exploding into a million pieces. He The NFC East is filled with idiot head coaches, but somehow Dan Quinn has managed to rise his way to the top of the dipshit idiot list. Guy doesn't even know what down it is out there.
And the Dallas Cowboys? Well the Cowboys aren't dealing with too many injuries. They have all of their guys, especially on offense. It's just that they suck dick at playing football. No real excuses, just an awful awful football team.
Four teams. One division. Zero wins over the last 2 weeks of football.
After week 6, the New York Giants now lead the NFC East at 3-2-1. Their .583 winning percentage would be good enough for….5th place in the NFC North. Imagine being the Detroit Lions right now. You are sitting in last place in your division, but you'd be a lock at this point to win the division if you were playing in the NFC East.
The Eagles lost to Jacksonville in London after Jalen Hurts was playing with blood clots and hadn't slept for 36 hours. Then they followed that up with a loss to Carolina in week 6 with Tanner McKee as their starting quarterback, Dameon Pierce as RB1, and a bunch of guys you've never heard of before on the offensive line.
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The Cowboys gave Tampa Bay their first win of the season in week 5 after giving up 17 points in the 3rd quarter, and then looked absolutely pathetic against Green Bay on SNF this week.
And then, of course, we had the magical tie at Northwest Stadium between Washington and New York in week 5.
That's how you know the script writers chose to just go all out this year. The one chance an NFC East team had to pick up a win over the last two weeks, and it ends with a perfectly putrid tie. A total brain fart from Jayden Daniels where people start questioning if he has the brains to play in this league. Obviously he'd go out the next week and prove all the haters wro….
Oh. Okay. Alright so Jayden Daniels might just be an idiot. Got it.
Good news for the NFC East is that JJ McCarthy is in town now. Looks like the division finally got a real quarterback to turn this shit around.
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Right on the money!!!!
The first division in NFL history since the merger where every team has now gone winless in back-to-back weeks, with two of the teams playing each other in that timeframe. That's not a part of the stat. It's not like they are the first division to go winless 2 weeks in a row when two of the teams played each other. That's just an add-on to show how ridiculous it is that all 4 of these teams couldn't get a single win combined out of all of them over the last 15 days.
And here's the best part--the rest of the country can't even look away at this point.
Week 7 has Philly vs Dallas on Monday Night Football. Week 8 has Philly vs Washington on Sunday Night Football. Week 10 has Washington vs the Giants on Thursday Night Football. Week 11 has Washington playing on Monday Night. The Eagles play against the Cowboys on Thanksgiving in the 4:20 game. Week 13 has Dallas playing on Monday Night. Week 16 has Philly playing on Thursday Night Football, and the Giants playing on Monday Night Football. And then Week 17 has the Eagles playing Sunday Night Football against San Francisco.
9 national games over the next 11 weeks featuring the worst division to ever exist. The NFC East is here to put America's love of football to the test.