Marlon Humphrey Says 'Weird' Things Happen When You Play In Cleveland, 'Like Lamar With The Poop Game'

I don't disagree that weird things happen in Cleveland. That said, I do think Cleveland is underrated because of how people just constantly talk shit about the place. It's not that bad. But, this isn't about Cleveland or the history between the Ravens moving from Cleveland and Art Modell. 

No, this is about Marlon Humphrey saying weird things happen there like Lamar Jackson's poop game. We all remember the poop game incident: 

Lamar tried to play it off as cramps, but not a chance in hell. We're all adults here. We've all done that light jog at some point in our lives. That's the ultimate 'I can't trust a fart' jog in the history of jogs. There's nothing wrong with it. Maybe he had some bad food the night before or something. All I know is that's a poop run. That's a man who knows he's about to be in hell on the toilet and rushing to get those pants to the ankles. 

I don't know why guys can't just admit they had to take a shit - looking at you Paul Pierce. You never know when it's going to hit, but when it hits there's no hiding from it. Smart from Marlon Humphrey to remind all of us about that. He can blame Cleveland or Lake Erie for Lamar having the runs. I know he's joking, but he's also not. He's proving why weird things happen in Cleveland. How many other times have we seen a Lamar poop game? I can only remember Cleveland. 

Tate. Guardians winning. Browns looking respectable. All things coming up Cleveland apparently.