Sofía Vergara Allegedly Put A "Voodoo Curse" On Her Ex-Husband Joe Manganiello And He Also Claims She REFUSED To Give Him A Hug While Horribly Sick Plus Ridiculed Him For Adopting A Chihuahua To Battle Depression? Say It Ain't So!

Devlin10/15/2026 5:15 PM

All jokes aside, true love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend…

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Or maybe just like tough guy actor Joe Manganiello, you fall head over heels for the hottest Colombian of all-time and end up with an alleged voodoo curse put on your entire bloodline. And your body crumbles into applesauce. It really can be a cold world. Stay frosty out there!

"Someone from your past is still in love with you. He put a voodoo curse on your husband. He did it in New Orleans," the shaman told the couple, offering to cleanse him in Ecuador… The thought crossed my mind maybe it was Sofía who was cursed, cursed by some man in her past who couldn’t have her, so he put some sort of hex on her so that for the rest of her life, she’d transmit it to any man who got together with her.”

Now if you can't tell already, Joe has been on a PR blitz this week to promote his new book. Apparently he had some crazy autoimmune issues during the late 2010s that really fucked up his body, career, & relationship with Sofia. But also forced him to find a deep spiritual peace that made it all worth it?

Sounds like a helluva journey of self discovery, for better or worse. Probably comforting for him to find out he's got some real ride-or-die buddies too. That's not nothing.

Desperate for answers beyond doctors, he flew to Cuba for a Santería ritual where he licked the pituitary gland from a goat’s skull and sat with a Babalao who became mounted by an African spirit. A shaman later told him the real cause was generational trauma from his ancestors. “I think Santería was responsible for a piece of it… this Babalao became mounted by an African spirit… After the first ritual, I woke up and it was gone… I became the physical embodiment of my god Chango.”

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Far be it from me to judge someone else's journey, that's for the eye of the beholder to decide. For all I know, licking the pituitary gland of a goat's skull & hanging out with a Babalao is the missing piece of divine intervention & ultimate inspiration. Rock on Chango!

But on the other hand, it also sounds like a batshit insane way to try to heal your body. Seemed like Sofia agreed with that sentiment whole heartedly. Although she did lend a helping hand as well amongst all that disease related drama. Sorta.

The actor also responds to criticism from Vergara’s son, who appeared to call him a narcissist, saying people should “read the book first.”

“I had to give my gun away because I kept thinking about it, and then the dog came. I went from being the patient to the caretaker.”

Not sure who to believe in this case but one thing is for sure, Sofia is NOT sweating the small stuff. She just reshared a chart showing the difference between a "good man" & "narcissist" and I can't imagine that was a mistake. Plus she's looked happy as clam out at events lately. No need to whip out the goat skull for her brother. ALL GOOD HERE.

Good for her. Better for us! Of course I'd wish some luck to Joe dealing with his health issues & that nasty divorce (they were married from 2014-2024) but seems like he's got it all figured out. All hail the powers of a pristine pituitary gland!

The more you know… The less you want to find out. Choose LOVE. Vaya con dios.