Jerry Jones Says 'One Of His Greatest Memories' Of Playing In Green Bay Is A Woman Putting Her Bare Ass On The Window Of His Car After The Game

Goddamnit, I can't quit Jerry. I've said it before that we need a mic and camera in front of him at all times and this is why. Did I expect him to drop a story about a 'hefty' (his words, not mine) woman sticking her bare ass on the window of his car? Of course not. It takes a lot for Jerry to say something that stops me in my tracks. This is one of them. I didn't know where this story was going. I assumed it was him celebrating with his family, talking about a win or whatever. Instead it was a Packers fan mooning his car. 

I need to know every detail about this story now. How far out of the stadium was he? Does the Jones family still talk about it to this day around the dinner table? Also love how Jerry Jones went from saying he didn't mind the guy yelling embarrassing at Dak to talking about getting mooned 

Yeah, Jerry was pissed too. But enough about losing to a bad Tampa Bay team. Let me tell you about the time I sat in my car and a big ole woman stuck her bare ass to the glass. Smart to throw in the fact that it was cold too. That really paints the picture of a cold ass on cold glass. Man waited two decades for this story to come out. Gotta think he really doesn't care anymore when he starts rambling on about this sort of stuff.

All I know is the Green Bay crowd needs to do a Randy Moss this week. Do it right at kickoff, make Jerry feel welcome.