Diddy Was Reportedly Rushed Out Of Prison To A Hospital With A Medical Emergency Head Injury
Page Six – Sean “Diddy” Combs was transported out of federal prison for a medical emergency.
The disgraced rapper was treated for a head injury early Saturday morning, per TMZ.
“We are aware of the reports concerning Sean Combs and are working to confirm the circumstances,” his rep tells Page Six.
It remains unclear how he became injured.
So did Diddy get his ass beat? The prison won't say it, but that seems like the most logical conclusion. Unless he "slipped and fell". You know how people are constantly slipping and falling by their own volition in prison. Or maybe he went too hard after a loose basketball in a game of pickup and bumped his head Jenks-style?
Haha damn, Jenks. That video is a lot funnier in hindsight than it was when he was bleeding out on the bench trying to re-enter the game.
I can't say I've been following the escapades of Prison Diddy especially closely. All I know is that once every other week I see a tweet saying his sentence has been reduced even further. Prison sentences just aren't real. Not for celebrities. When their crimes are first reported, it's always, "If convicted [insert famous person here] would face twelve life sentences."
By the time they're found guilty, it's down significantly, but they'll still be looking at a significant chunk of time. Then a few years later they're getting out on good behavior or something.
At this rate, I'd be half-surprised if Diddy even makes it back to prison. Watch them say his celebrity status makes it an unsafe environment (assuming this man just got his ass kicked), and have him serve the rest of his time on house arrest.
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Although it's hard to believe that prison is too unsafe for Diddy. According to some anonymous sources inside FCI Fort Dix, Diddy was living a better life behind bars than most of us live free.
Page Six – Sean “Diddy” Combs is reportedly living a “pampered” life while serving his 50-month sentence at FCI Fort Dix in New Jersey.
Four anonymous men who spent time in the same unit as the “Act Bad” rapper claimed he has people who cook and clean for him — and even give him Chinese-style massages, according to a new report by NBC’s Rich Schapiro and Chloe Melas.
“This is not some normal s–t you see in jail. This is some rich s–t,” one of the men told NBC News. “It looks crazy, but again, it’s Diddy.”
Combs allegedly pays other men to clean his toilet and shower area, and secretly cook him special meals such as curry chicken, pizza and empanadas.
The outlet obtained photos and videos of Combs, 56, inside the prison. In one video, the disgraced hip-hop mogul could be seen using a contraband cellphone.
Sources claim Combs uses the phone to “scroll Instagram and scan nude and sexually explicit photos that an old girlfriend sends him.”
The outlet reported that the Revolt co-founder allegedly bought antidepressant drugs and allegedly has access to a secret stash of premium liquor.
The sources told NBC News the alcohol is allegedly smuggled in by guards and shared with a small group of fellow inmates.
“Hell yeah, I drank with him,” one inmate, who allegedly drank Hennessy with Combs, recalled.
Allegedly, Fort Dix "cracked down on things" once Diddy's delightfully pleasant prison lifestyle made the news, but relatively speaking, you gotta think he still had it pretty good.
Maybe he flew too close to the sun. I'm sure Diddy didn't pay off EVERYBODY in the prison. Eventually someone is going to get sick of your Chinese massages and premium liquor, and next thing you know you're on the wrong end of a curb stomping. Buying Thanksgiving dinner for everyone will only take you so far.
I suppose it's possible that Diddy is so depressed behind bars that he's taking bottles of Hennessy to the face every day from the time he wakes up to the time he passes out. Maybe he got so drunk that he really did "slip and fall".
Or maybe this whole thing was a ploy to get him moved. Maybe Diddy paid off a friend to give him just the right amount of traumatic head injury to send him to the hospital. I don't know how these things work, but I'd imagine Diddy's lawyers could use an incident like that for… something. Maybe there's a different tennis-and-lobster prison that Diddy has his eye on and is angling for a transfer to.
Or maybe he just wanted some pain meds. No idea. Fingers crossed one of these many sources who seem to be speaking to everyone about what Diddy's prison life is like will come out and shed some light on the incident. As good as Diddy seems to have it in prison (at times… when he's not suffering traumatic head injuries), there sure seem to be a lot of leaks.