Dave Portnoy Reduced A Pizza Store Owner Slash Cancer Survivor To TEARS After Revealing How High His One Bite Score Was Gonna Be And It's A Beautiful Salt-Of-The-Earth Moment From The Most Honest Man I Know

Folks there's no denying that The Internet can be a pretty cynical place sometimes. It's getting harder all the time to find true inspiration & human connection amongst the muddy slop of TikTok algorithms & inauthentic creators out there. But thankfully for us, there's still (1) man we can still rely on to deliver non-cynical moments time after time. 

A guy who's so selfless, he probably doesn't even realize the daily impact he's making on the world. Nor does he require praise for it. It's simply how his soul is built to function. Just positive vibes ONLY. That's the most honest man I know. THAT is Dave Portnoy. 

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So needless to say, I felt like this One Bite review from a few days ago deserved a little more attention. Not just because it's absolutely soaked with salt-from-the-earth, but also due to that owner's heartfelt reaction hearing his pie earned over an 8.0 score. You truly love to see it. 

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And that really is so well put by Sales Guy… "Beautiful stuff here" indeed. If only we could all be a little more like Dave, the world would be such a better place don't you think? Just wanted to give our fearless leader his flowers. Maybe you should consider doing the same. This blog has nothing to with end of year bonuses being decided. Find a new slant. 

So thanks for making all those dreams for the common man & woman a reality out there Davey Dave. We'd all be face down in a drained pool somewhere without your beautiful efforts. The Tastemaker abides. Now, then, FOREVER. VIVA brother!