There's Nothing More Beautiful To Watch Than Jerry Jones Throwing A Hissy Fit In His Suite As Dak Got Intercepted To Lose Another Game

We know what happened in the game. It's still a nice little morning pick me up to watch again though. I mean it's not exactly Dak's fault on this interception but it's still a Dak pick with the game on the line. It's still Dak not playing well, he sucked last night. But that's not even the point of this blog. We're not going to make fun of Dak for being bad, the Cowboys not winning or Dak crying because an employee said it was embarrassing. 

Instead we're going to focus on the big employee. The one who throws a hissy fit in his million dollar suite while watching his team lose to a bad Bucs team

That's the sign that we all look for and love as football fans. When Jerry does his little slam and walk out of the suite, you know it's going bad for the Cowboys. You know they just lost an embarrassing game, which I don't know if we can call them losing games embarrassing anymore. This is what the Cowboys do. They have all this hype, Jerry talks about going all in and gloryholes and then they don't do shit. Actually, they typically win enough early here where people say they are going to the Super Bowl and then lose in embarrassing fashion. 

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You hear that? It's not fold the tents! Nothing gets me going like Jerry in front of a mic and camera. This is how we know the Cowboys are starting to feel it a little bit. 2-3, lucky to be in a bad division (outside of the Giants even with backup QB). I want Jerry to keep making trades. I want him to lose his mind and throw out trades like it's 2am at the bar. The slam, the walk out, immediately getting on the mic. God there's nothing more beautiful than watching a Cowboys loss in primetime.