Worst Cheater Ever – Fitness Influencer Busted For Hopping on Back of Bicycle Mid-Marathon (And Still Barely Broke 5 Hours)

Pathetic. It's one thing to cheat in a marathon. I almost encourage it. It's very funny. Shoutout to the GOAT of marathon cheaters, the legendary Rosie Ruiz. When Rosie Ruiz cheated in the 1980 Boston Marathon, she made her cheating worth it. Rosie Ruiz made sure she won the damn race. Rosie Ruiz set a record for the fastest Boston Marathon in women's history. 

Rosie Ruiz was given a gold medal and a crown of flowers for her efforts. She reaped the benefits of her cheating. It wasn't until a week after the fact that Rosie Ruiz was caught. And now, her name goes down in history as the gold standard for marathon cheaters everywhere. 

Two years later, Rosie Ruiz was arrested for embezzling $60k from her employer, a real estate company. Legend.

This Chinese woman, though... she's a fitness influencer with half a million Instagram followers. She waited until the 23.5 mile mark to hop on the back of a bicycle in broad daylight. At that point... what is the point? To set a personal best that absolutely no one cares about? To just barely break 5 hours?

Terrible. Not worth it in the slightest. She's lost sponsorships over the incident. One of the saddest cheating performances in the history of cheaters. 

Rosie Ruiz. Barry Bonds. Mark McGwire. Lance Armstrong. Bill Belichick. Juwanna Man. Some German guy named Hermann who was convinced by Nazi's to bind his dick and balls tight to his body and pretend to be a woman named Dora to win the 1936 Olympic Women's High Jump, but ended up finishing 4th place. The 2000 Spanish Paralympics Basketball Team who legitimately pulled a Ringer and pretended to be mentally challenged to win Special Olympics gold. 

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Those are cheaters who did it right and/or hilariously. Those are cheaters worth celebrating. This Chinese influencer… pathetic. Wake me up when you learn how to cheat for real.