Dua Lipa Was Behind Home Plate At The Yankees Game With Her Husband Callum Turner, But That Didn't Stop Marlins Man From Sliding In

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So often in life, a man will posture and talk about all the things he WOULD do when it comes to courting women. Even when talking about some of the most famous women in the world. 

"Oh, I would rizz her up" Alright, dude. I bet you could convince Scarlett Johansson to sleep with you if you saw her out in the wild. Whatever makes you feel good about yourself, bro. 

But everyone knows that if these guys ever got the chance to really be about it and put all that talk into action, they would crumble immediately. Which is why I have to give all the props in the world to one man and one man only today: Marlins Man. 

Now, this guy has met countless celebrities throughout the years, I'm sure. You've always seen him on your TV sitting in the best seats at sporting events, surrounded by some of the world's biggest names. But nothing compares to sitting next to Dua fucking Lipa. Or Dula Lipia, as some people would call her. 

Again, going back to what I was saying earlier, I'm sure a lot of people think they could hold a conversation with Dua Lipa. But the truth is, they'd be shitting bricks just by being in her vicinity. Not Marlins Man, though. He got right in there and made the most of his shot. I think at one point, he even swapped seats with his buddy so he could sit closer to her. THAT, my friends, is how you seize the moment. 

I wonder if he was even aware that her husband right next to her is a famous person, as well. I mean, Callum Turner is a very solid Hollywood actor, but I doubt Marlins Man was concerned about that at all. He saw the hottest woman on the planet sitting there, and he locked the fuck in. 

But this is why sports are the best. They bring together the most random people possible. In no world should Dua Lipa and Laurence "Marlins Man" Levy be sitting next to each other, but here they were. 

They'll honestly be the lasting image that I remember from this Yankees season. I will never forget when the Yanks got eliminated with Dua Lipa and Marlins Man chopping it up right behind home plate. 

P.S. Could you imagine getting swept when Dua Lipa is there in person to watch you play? I don't think I'd ever recover if I was a Yankee tonight. Tough, tough scene.