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The Guy From The Back 9 Boys Proves Just How TORTUROUS Golf Is On His Quest To Never Make A 5 In An 18 Hole Round

I have seen this guys (or these guys) on the timeline before, and this is an awesome concept. Now let me first say, if I did this series it would be the reverse where I celebrate like a lunatic if I make a 5. I'm a guy who cannot put a good hole together most of the time. Have I gotten pars and birdies in my life - for sure. But it's massively frustrating, that I can do things well just it feels like never together. Nuke a drive off the tee get to 65/70 yards into a short Par 4 ... and skull the chip, chip again, and then go 3 putt for a 6. Or misread a green etc. Just brutal. But I don't play nearly enough, and I never practice which is how you get better. Still love the game, and a day out there taking off the Lugz boots and trading them out for the NoBull Golf shoes for a day with the boys, and try to remind myself - "you stink ... just have fun." Which I think I do a good job with. 

Anyway, this guy is really good ... like really good. And his quest for no 5's on a round is captivating. He plays way tougher courses than me, and likely from the tips, and some of these Par 5's can be really hard so just making Par is a great accomplishment, but he says fuck that and goes out refusing to give up until he makes no 5's. And in the process he proves just how evil and sick and twisted the game of golf can be. Just a torture chamber. Look at the video above, and then this one below where he goes into the final holes in GREAT shape to finally get this done, only to have his soul ripped out. 

Just brutal. Stupid ass sport that we all spend so much money and time on, and it never gives us the breaks we need. But on the flip side, will only make it that much better when he finally lands his 5-free round, and I can't wait to watch. Who knows, maybe he can do it with Fore Play in a video which just dropped. Check it out