UPDATE: Birthday Girl Livvy Dunne Is Now "Washed Up At 24" Per Livvy Dunne, So Let's Look Back At Her Legendary Career That Left Us FAR Too Soon

As fellow LSU legend Shaquille O'Neal once said upon hearing about the death of a former player on live TV… "Aw damn."

Definitely sucks to see Livvy Dunne report that Olivia Dunne is officially washed up at 24. We hardly knew thee! But I guess it's still slightly inspiring to see people around the world celebrating her 24th birthday in style. Even if it is her last hurrah. Allegedly. 

But if that is indeed the case, huge salute to her for a life well lived and having helluva career in a very short amount of time. She's probably experienced more incredible memories in the past 3 years out of LSU than most people have during their entire lifetimes. That's certainly worth celebrating today too. Good times. Better birthday suits. A+ cake. NO NOTES.

Of course I'm a little bummed hearing about this washed up news considering I owe at least 67-70% of my pageviews over the past year to her incredible 5-tool talents. After all, elite #content creators who are capable of solving world hunger don't exactly grow on trees. Press F to pay respects. RIPIP.

Even so, nothing but love to Livvy for providing us with some amazing moments before it all came crumbling down in Year 24. Crazy to think that when 'Baywatch' finally premieres in early 2027 she'll already be firmly inside the twilight of her career? Aw damn indeed. 

But let's not cry for her Argentina. Instead let's celebrate greatness one last time with a gratuitous scroll worthy of our (former) Queen. Thanks for the memories Ms. Dunne! Also for the love of all things holy & my fantasy team, during this offseason please do make sure Paul Skenes is always hitting your ab routine. Either way though, vaya con dios.