Queen Of New York: Anne Hathaway Says She'd Rather The Knicks Win Another Championship Over Her Winning A Second Oscar

LETS FUCKING GO, ANNE! This selfless move actually reminds me of Penelope holding down the fort in the Odyssey as her husband got tossed around for years by the Mediterranean (and Calypso). That mindset is the exact type of lock in we are going to need from millions of New Yorkers in order for the Knicks to defend the crown. I know the dozen or so players actually wearing orange and blue are the ones that really have to figure out how to move on from the summerlong refractory period of the Knicks winning their first title in 53 years and every player becoming a God in the capital of the world. But I have to believe they will figure it out considering they are an older team and have the biggest psychopath in the league as their captain. 

The rest of us however are still living in a dreamworld, even if the news of Isiah Thomas joining the Knicks board hit like someone farting in our face then cracking us in the head with a baseball bat. But as soon as that beautiful championship banner is raised, it's time to put in the work that is necessary to ensure it doesn't take another 53 years to raise the next one. Everybody should be willing to sacrifice personal glory for the betterment of the whole fanbase. That could mean spending a few extra bucks now that Knicks tickets are once again the hottest ticket in a town full of hot tickets or sacrificing a statue given out by a bunch of film snobs that could jack up your booking rate to acting supermax levels. If Queen Penelope can make that type of sacrifice while pregnant with little OG Hathaway, the rest of us can as well. So it's time to lock in and go back to that 0-0 mindset until they bring out friend Larry back home to the Mecca next June.

God I love this team and this fanbase.