Football Guy: Josh Allen Loves Waking Up Sore Because He 'Associates Football With A Little Pain' And You 'Have To Be Sick To Love This Game'

I bet Josh Allen loves waking up sore after a win. That's the least shocking thing. The dude is playing even better somehow so far this year. He's the front runner for MVP. The Bills looks like contenders again. Oh and he gets to be extremely rich, married to Hailee Steinfeld and the face of the league. Not a bad life! I'd trade waking up sore on a Tuesday for that too. Shit, half of us wake up sore just from sleeping wrong. 

There are very few things waking up sore. I know we're not all freak athletes here, but let's just talk about us normal people. You try to get your 7 hours of sleep or so. You try to do everything right by drinking water, shut down the electronics and just sleep on your perfectly average mattress and pillow. Then it happens. You wake up in the morning and you can't shake the feeling. Your back a little sore. Your shoulder doesn't feel right. You're in hell for a good 2-3 hours just trying to get out of it. You can't get comfortable in your desk chair.

And that's not even for love of the game. That's for the 9-5 so you can afford the perfectly average mattress and pillow. I'd love waking up sore if I was Josh Allen too. Get to have a rocket arm, run over anyone, be super tall. I'd do it just to be tall if we're being honest with each other. I don't need too much height added, just a smooth 6'1 and I'd be content. Just the ultimate football guy though. Josh Allen is gonna get to a Super Bowl at some point and he's going to wake up sore until he gets there.