In A Very Shocking Revelation, Alix Earle Says She Has Never Read A Book, "Like, Maybe Dr. Seuss"

Listen, there are some headlines you read that are genuinely shocking. This would classify as one of them. Alix Earle, this generation's "it girl" has never read a book. The University of Miami graduate Alix Earle. If you don't know who she is, here are some recent blogs about her on Barstool SPORTS:

Anyway, I don't know what to do with this information. It just kinda feels like it's totally over if someone can get millions of followers and dollars without ever reading a book. I'm just hoping she lied for some clicks and this isn't true, because I wouldn't really know how to proceed. Let's get Alix Earle the newest copy of New York Times best seller "Cancel Me If You Can" by Dave Portnoy and let her cook.

Good luck out there.