'We Lost To Fucking Four Best Friends' - There's Nothing Better Than Hearing Wemby And The Spurs Admit They Are Still In Hell Thanks To The Knicks

[Source] - “We lost to fucking four best friends,” Harper says, referencing the Knicks’ core, three of whom played together in college. “I think being friends off the court makes you better,” Castle says. Harper adds, “It makes everything flow better.”

I'm sorry. Fucking four best friends you say? Little does Dylan Harper know it's actually only 3 guys from Nova

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Dylan Harper needs to learn we traded the fourth best friend for KAT. That's why we won a title. Well, that and just being the better team. Having a guy in Jalen Brunson who is a superstar and doesn't fold under pressure. Speaking of which, let's see how Wemby is handling this offseason: 

Can't sleep! Hold on, let's see if we can pick which play causes him not to sleep

Any excuse to remind everyone that Jalen Brunson did that in the NBA Finals while the world kept saying we can't win will be used. The Spurs can have an alien. The Spurs can have all the hype. The Knicks have the power of friendship. We have fucking four best friends plus OG. Goddamnit, now look what Dylan Harper made me do. I said OG, which means I have to legally put in this play: 

I don't know if it's possible to enjoy an NBA season more. Nothing matters this year. We won the title and will be champions until someone beats us in the playoffs. I get to sit back and enjoy everyone chasing a short, big headed guard who everyone said can't defend. I get to sick back and enjoy fucking four best friends. I get to sit back and enjoy OG being a complete menace. 

Give me every quote from the Spurs admitting they know the Knicks dominate them. Give me every quote of Haliburton trying way too hard to get noticed. Give me all the Celtics bullshit, the Heat bullshit, the 76ers process bullshit. We're champs. That's all that matters.