UPDATE: Emily Ratajkowski Reinvented The Sideboob Wheel For The VMA Red Carpet And Her Outfit ALSO Deserves A Moment Of Your Time

Apologies for not doing any deeper research yesterday on the VMAs. Truthfully didn't really see any of their #content pop up on my social media timelines. Didn't seem like there was anything exciting woven in. Somehow really has been reduced to an event containing very little cultural significance anymore. Certainly a far cry from the days of Britney burning down the house, bitch. 

But in my JoJo blog above I incorrectly stated there weren't any other good outfits on that eroding red carpet. Oh how wrong I was though. In brightest day, in blackest night, no sideboob shall escape EmRata's sight. Or in other words, high fashion is BACK. 

Downright inspiring to see her thriving after getting left high & dry to raise that new baby as a solo mom. Hate to see anyone out there, celebrity or otherwise, have to face a situation where someone denies choosing LOVE right in their eyeball. What a damn shame. Sounds like she's been checking plenty of texts to get back on the town bike though. You go girl!

A few months shy of her 30th birthday, Emily Ratajkowski gave birth to her son. “And then, in a time period that felt both instant and excruciatingly slow, my marriage collapsed,” she writes. “Six months after my son was born, my husband and I stopped having sex. Less than a year later, we separated.” She had never casually dated previously. But “in the years leading up to becoming a mother, I came to resent deeply the naïveté and inequality that being a good girl left me with. I decided to fuck my way into a new kind of woman. I wanted to destroy the Madonna, the special girl I’d worked so hard to be before an eight-pound baby had torn my vagina in two, and replace her with the whore,” she writes. In a new essay, Ratajkowski reflects on dating as a single mom and how she learned to reclaim her own power and desire.

Also worth mentioning this isn't Emily's 1st rodeo on the sideboob circuit either. She's become somewhat of a maestro if you will. Simply elite style choices throughout the recent anals of history. No notes, other than there should be way more outfits fashioned this way. Respectfully. 

Before I leave you with a gratuitous scroll of EmRata GIFs below, I'll also pledge to do one final Andrea Gail trawl of the VMA #content too. Maybe there were other outfits or moments worth a click? Honestly only other thing I've heard about it was Madonna being incredibly annoying. And in other news, water remains wet, and lobster is still best when buttery. 

Who knew laser butt plugs could be the hidden key to a 51% viewer increase… Maybe the VMAs are back after all? Who knows. Who cares! I'm just glad Emily Ratajkowski continues to reinvent the wheel whenever possible. By all means, keep testing out any & every sideboob dress possible. 69% of the time, it's a brilliant & bold move every single time. 

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I'll never stop proudly supporting all the independent, beautiful, fierce, strong, single mothers out there. They deserve all the respect in the world. Do I even need to say it? Choose LOVE. ONE time. 

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