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Whatever It Takes: We Got Fans Kicking Balls Back On The Green To Try And Help The International Team Out At The Presidents Cup

What the fuck? This is supposed to be a home court advantage. If you're an American and that ball is coming toward you, you need to take one for the team. Happy Gilmore that shit and take it off your chest to trap it like a soccer ball. If that's an International fan? Well, I need an American to lay the wood here. Take them out so they can't keep the ball in play. I don't care about rules: 

We need all hands on deck here. We're playing from behind in our worst style of play. We need everyone to be on alert. Can't be letting guys get away with this. Catch the ball. Take one for the team and let it hit you. None of this sort of shit. Even if it worked out okay for us, I don't like it. I don't like the International Team trying to catch a break. I want a sweep. I need a sweep. No more of this.