DeSean Jackson Went On "Wake Up Barstool" And Mentioned The Key To His Speed Was Being Forced To Run Away From His Family Dog Growing Up
DeSean Jackson was one of the greatest deep threats in the history of football. It's a total sham that he was never able to win a Super Bowl in his career, but wide receiver is probably the position whose legacy should be the least impacted by team success. He has the record for most career touchdowns of 60+ yards, and tied the record for most career touchdowns of 80+ yards. Pretty much every time DJax was on the field, he was capable of doing something like this.
The man just possessed a gear that very few corners and safeties could match. And while you can't necessarily teach speed, you can definitely develop speed over time. And it turns out the key to DeSean Jackson's speed development was just getting tortured at home by being forced to run away from the family dog.
If you're a parent at home trying to figure out how in the hell you're supposed to financially afford sending your kids off to college, well there is your answer. Gas prices are astronomical right now. Going grocery shopping will put you in financial ruin. Tuition is completely preposterous. If you want to send your kid to school, you need to get them on a scholarship. And the proven way to make that happen is to go get a rabid dog, tie a tennis ball to your child's waist, and have the dog chase the child all afternoon. Maybe it falls under the category of "child abuse", but it also falls under the category of "top 5 greatest downfield threat ever". So you be the judge on that one.