WATCH: Teyana Taylor Twerks Around In Her Underwear To Announce She's Joining Tate McRae, Dakota Johnson, & Sadie Sink On Team Calvin Klein. THE GOOD JEANS WAR OF 2026 HAS BEGUN!

What's going with Calvin Klein lately huh? They've been quietly putting together their very own denim Avengers during this entire year. First Dakota Johnson in the spring, then Tate McRae in summer, and just last month they got Sadie Sink right as her new 'Spider-Man' movie premiered. Not too shabby! Pretty strong lineup against any low rise foe. 

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Although it's still unknown if they're enough to defeat the current big bad of the GOOD JEANS WARS, Sydney Sweeney. Sidenote if you missed Dakota's pantless endeavors & Sadie's soaking wet underwear dance, feel free to catch up below. Worth a click for sure. 

As far Teyana Taylor goes, I know she isn't everyones cup of tea. HOWEVA, when it comes to raking in easy pageviews off dancing underwear campaigns, I only got 3 words for ya pal. 

Plus even the most ardent hater out there can't deny her fitness level. Absolute elite freak in the best way possible. Probably runs a 4.30 forty. Even her abs have abs. Plus plenty of dancing chops to go along with it, as evidenced by that classic Kanye West sweat fest a decade ago. 

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But as it stands right now, CK is still 2 slots away from filling a full squad for an Avengers level threat. My pick would be adding Zara Larsson's elite twerking ability and then somehow convincing Sydney to do the Hulk Hogan NWO double cross. Crazier things have happened. The Gap & Old Navy wouldn't fucking know what hit them, that's for damn certain. 

Food for thought. Either way, TGIF. Thanks for the click.