Sydney Sweeney Showed Off Her New "Send Nudes" Lingerie Collection And It Appears To Be A Worthy Warlock Sequel To Her "Birthday Boobs" Photoshoot
Let's keep this short & sweet shall we? Now I'm not saying this new "Send Nudes" collection was on the 'Empire Strikes Back' level of sequel worthiness... But it's also not nothing pal. Definitely better than whatever else we'll post after 5pm today. So in my humble smut blogger opinion, this was worth a click. Even if it just the same old story from Syd. Once again, we are all witnesses to ELITE masterclass marketing from her big beautiful brain. Aw shucks!
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But even I can't deny it's certainly overkill from her at this point. Maybe fair to wonder if she's getting naked too often now? Did her warlock powers get diluted from an oversaturated market share of glimpses? Do horses wear horse socks? Is anybody listening to me? Speaking of which, here's that "Birthday Boobs" spread from her if you missed it a few weeks ago. As stated previously, ELITE.
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Although I will admit, her promo videos for BB were significantly more entertaining than this most recent round. Maybe her PR team pulled back on some of the more salacious spreads due to that recent #SPORTS backlash? Who knows. Who cares! Let the critics eat cake.
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Oversaturated or not, I'll still tip my cap to her selfless efforts to generate generational wealth for her family. How many other A-list actors are burning the midnight oil like this in between roles just to support their loved ones? I'd say that level of dedication deserves our respect. Or has it suddenly become inappropriate to support successful independent business women?
Phillip Faraone. Getty Images.
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Nice try haters. You almost had me there. But FUCK your fucking business degree. And feel free to take a billion seats. These blogs ain't never stopping. Sydney Sweeney is LEGEND. Now, then, FOREVER.
Sophie Cunningham knows what I'm talking about. Have a blessed week.
PS: obligatory addition of the #1 most read blog of 2026 so far. ELITE.