Counterpoint: Everybody Be Nice To This Golden Retriever That Just Wanted To Play With The Meth-Head Robbing His Family’s House

I watched this ten times and I’m crying laughing. 

All dogs are fucking incredible creatures, but Goldens might seriously take the cake. 

I'm not sure if there is another living thing that God put on Earth that is as perpetually happy as a golden retriever. You can yell at them and get as upset as you ever have over them ripping your couch cushions to shreds, and two seconds later, they're there with a frisbee in their mouth wanting to play, or a leash hanging from it, wanting to go for a walk. 

Nothing fazes them. They just love life, and love being happy. 

This methhead in San Diego broke into that family's home in broad daylight, probably saw a dog bed laying on the floor and almost had a heart attack, praying there wasn't a doberman or german shepherd coming around the corner. Then thanked his lucky stars when Nash appeared with his favorite apple stuffed toy ready to play tug of war. Tail wagging a mile a minute. 

(Sidebar- wtf happened to San Diego man? Used to be such a gorgeous place. I guess it still is, but the piles of human shit, and the homeless drug addicts every 5 feet you walk by and get spit at kinda take away from it now.)

Goldens rule. As evidenced here before- 

p.s.- this video is still just too good-