Real Man Of Genius: Florida Man Uses Umbrella and A Paddle Board To Windsurf

Disclaimer: This video is likely a decade old

You're probably sitting there jealous as fuck right now watching this video. And I want you to know that it's ok. Because I was too. 

Sometimes you have to just tip your cap to other guys, and realize that we're all in this together. "What's good for the goose, is good for the gander" as they say. This is a win, a big win, for not just this genius, but for all of mankind. 

You know how many times we've all been in the vicinity of one of those stupid fucking paddleboards, and an umbrella? 

This was one of those ideas you see with your own eyes and immediately think to yourself- "how the fuck did I not think of this?" You know, like Uber, High Noons, or selling pardons. 

Well now, thanks to this unnamed, anonymous hero from Florida, people all around the world can now windsurf from the comfort of their beach chair. 

(Sidebar- if you know you know, that's one of those nice Tommy Bahama folding chair specials from Costco that guys sitting on. I'd bet my life)

p.s.- can we bring back the "Real Men Of Genius" commercials already? I've been asking for this for like ten years now, and I thought that once we cancelled cancel culture, this would be at the top of the priority list? Let's fucking go Coors Light, clean it up.