Ouch – Watch This Michael Jackson Impersonator Get SMOKED By Some Speakers

Ha. Poor guy. All he wanted was to use his god given looks/talents to make a quick $100 for his family by impersonating the king of pop/probable pedophile Michael Jackson. He was really about to bust into something too. A dance move. Get your mind out of the gutter. He had just put his arm up. He was so happy.

Hopefully that party, or banquet, or wedding, or whatever that event was bought Michael Jackson impersonator insurance. I don't have a lick of evidence to back this up, but my gut tells me the Michael Jackson impersonator demographic is not above hiring a personal injury attorney for a frivolous lawsuit. 

It's a shame the video cuts off when it did. I'd like to know if Michael Jackson stays in character after being pummeled by speakers. Everybody knows the words to Billie Jean. Anybody could learn to moon walk. But a Michael Jackson who remains in character through a likely concussion… that's a Michael Jackson worth your money. 

Now that we're here, remember this guy?

No? Me neither. But when you search Michael Jackson impersonator that video comes up. Unfortunately, Michael Jackson impersonators rarely make headlines unless something goes wrong. Although I did find this one semi-heartwarming moment between two fellow Michaels.

I can't picture myself ever hiring an impersonator of any sort to perform at a party. But hiring a Michael Jackson impersonator for an every day task…

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That could be something. I'm not interested in spending a whole day with one. That looks like a nightmare. But I'd pay his appearance fee to do some chores around my house. Maybe to help me move. Mount a television. Annoy the shit out of my rival neighbors. Things of that nature. 

Hope you survived the speaker attack, Mr. Jackson. Better luck next show.