Somebody Needs To Get Ms. Rachel A WNBA Contract Right Now!
Can you say Maaamba, Maaamba. Can you say White Mamba's name?
She's heating up! Ms. Rachel can't miss! She made more shots in this 47-second clip than we've seen Angel Reese make in her entire career.
The WNBA already experienced a massive spike in viewership ever since Caitlin Clark came into the league. Viewership is up 15% year-over-year, and there have already been 29 games average over 1 million viewers. But just imagine what those numbers could be like if you threw Ms. Rachel out there on the floor. She has over 21 million subscribers on YouTube alone. She has BILLIONS of views. And that's not even counting the fact that she's on Netflix now, too. Literally every household in America with a child under the age of 6 has Ms. Rachel playing on at least one screen for an hour. Kids acting like a bunch of goddamn lunatics? Ms. Rachel. You need the kids to stay out of the kitchen while you're making dinner? Ms. Rachel. Trying to get one of your maniacs to calm down while the other is getting a bath? Ms. Rachel.
She just wouldn't be able to play any night games. All of her tip-offs would have to be around 3pm. The kids wake up from a nap and now you've got Ms. Rachel vs Sabrina Ionescu about to get underway. She gets millions of eyeballs and she's already proven that she's a better basketball player than Angel Reese. If the WNBA doesn't find a way to get her on a team then they just want the league to fail.